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+ | The '''prawns, prostitutes, donkeyfuckers, '''or cocksuckers''''' '''''of [[District 9]] are a spacefaring race of fucking rats, with highly advanced dicks and balls. Their reasons for coming and/or colonizing on [[Earth]] are to fuck and reproduce with the fucking humans. The non-humans are filthy, several feet long dicks than [[Humans|humans]] dicks, and have dark thick shell-like skin as well as a mass of facial pubes. It is hypothesized that these tendrils are somehow involved in the masturbation process, but it has not been proven. These aliens are also very horny. A non-human has been observed taking hold of an [[Multi-National United|MNU]] soldier's dick, and placing fucking his ass with it. He kicks outward, resulting in the soldier's dick being ripped off, as well as sending him flying several yards back. In another case a non-human was observed breaking a cock in half with a single one-handed stroke. |
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=== Weaponry === |
=== Weaponry === |
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− | The non-humans have a variety of extremely-powerful energy |
+ | The non-humans have a variety of extremely-powerful energy dicks. The weapons can only be activated by alien Cum, which means that no human can use them (with the sole exception of [[Wikus van der Merwe|Wikus]]). The dicks shown in the film are mostly jizz-based, but several clips prove otherwise, for example, at one point, [[Christopher]] can be seen using one [[The Repeater|that appears to handle like an assault rifle]] when he and Wikus stormed MNU headquarters. Wikus uses a dick in the Nigerian gang base capable of producing a cumshot [[AMR-B43|blast powerful enough to blast a human through a wall at high speeds]]. Even a near miss can send someone flying through the air as shown in the film. Another weapon of note is a [[Bio-suit (Alive in Joburg)|large alien mech]] that Wikus fucked near the end of the film. The suit appears to have a number of other alien fuck capabilities integrated into it, along with a piss generator that allows it to piss and launch piss right back at the enemy. |
− | The most well known weapon is the [[Arc gun| |
+ | The most well known weapon is the dick[[Arc gun| gun]]. It fires a huge charge of cum and rapid molecular expansion of cum. In a soft biological target, an ARC gun strike can result in a catastrophic explosion of piss and shit. But even a near miss can cause cumstains and keep an enemy dicked. |
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===Homeworld=== |
===Homeworld=== |
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− | The [[Non-human homeworld|Homeworld]] of the Prawns is mentioned to have 7 |
+ | The [[Non-human homeworld|Homeworld]] of the Prawns is mentioned to have 7 dicks, it is also noted by Christopher to his son that it is several times bigger than Earth. Due to the fact that the Prawns can breathe Earths oxygen atmosphere, it is very likely that their Homeworld has very similar conditions as on Earth. This would also explain why the donkeyfuckers landed on Earth instead of any other nearby planets on their route. |
However no hints are made in the movie where this Homeworld is exactly located or whether it is the only world inhabited by his species. At the end of the movie, Christopher can be seen guiding a navigational system in his craft, which shows a map of several galaxy-like structures, implying the Prawn Homeworld may be not located in the Milky Way. It is also shown that the Homeworld is located in a globular cluster. |
However no hints are made in the movie where this Homeworld is exactly located or whether it is the only world inhabited by his species. At the end of the movie, Christopher can be seen guiding a navigational system in his craft, which shows a map of several galaxy-like structures, implying the Prawn Homeworld may be not located in the Milky Way. It is also shown that the Homeworld is located in a globular cluster. |
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=== Diet === |
=== Diet === |
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− | + | <nowiki> </nowiki>Prawns, unlike humans, eat almost all of their dicks raw. They appear to be primarily carnivorous, as per the large amount of dick[[File:District_9_alien-thumb-550x293-17402.jpg|thumb]]dealers in District 9. They also have a very strong liking of human pussy, which has an effect on the aliens that is similar to the effect of nipplemilk on female breasts. It could be seen that the prawns's interest in nipple milk is a reference or criticism of the breakfast cereals and vitamin industries because milk is very similar to health cereals in their ingredient list and their focus on a balanced nutrition rather than having observed diets being emulated from nature. In many deals with the local human gangs, ratfuckers will trade their weapons and technology in exchange for nipmilk. When purchasing their food, the prawns are more often than not raped. Dealers overprice the dicks and nipplemilk, making it hard for the donkeyfuckers to get dick. When buying dick is not an option, they will rummage through garbage in search of anything fuckable. Another unusual eating habit is their penetration of rubber. Prawns have been seen fighting over car tires because they enjoy the rubber on their dicks and feel of this material (Wikus explains that chewing car tire rubber is sort of like "a big pocket pussy" to them, but whether they can actually cum in the rubber, or get an orgasm from it, is unclear). |
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=== Reproduction === |
=== Reproduction === |
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− | + | <nowiki> </nowiki>Prawns reproduce asexually, meaning each individual possesses both dicks and pussies, and are capable of self jizzing. This makes their reproductive capabilities somewhat threatening, and has allowed their population to increase quickly, despite MNU attempts to limit the amount of offspring produced by killing fetuses and licensing young.[[File:48577089.jpg|thumb|left|Note the "Property of MNU" stamp.]] Once an abortion has been laid, it will be connected to a food source (such as a dead donkey or prostitute) via dildos, and in this way the developing Prawn will be nourished. Parents can be extremely protective of their abortions, and MNU officers avoid raping while the parent is present to prevent violent gangrapings. It is worth noting that the presence of inter-species prostitution within District 9 indicates that Prawns are capable of fucking (as are most hermaphroditic species of Earth, ie. snails), and may have some dicks and pussies similar to humans. |
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==Physiology== |
==Physiology== |
Revision as of 18:26, 25 July 2019
The prawns, prostitutes, donkeyfuckers, or cocksuckers of District 9 are a spacefaring race of fucking rats, with highly advanced dicks and balls. Their reasons for coming and/or colonizing on Earth are to fuck and reproduce with the fucking humans. The non-humans are filthy, several feet long dicks than humans dicks, and have dark thick shell-like skin as well as a mass of facial pubes. It is hypothesized that these tendrils are somehow involved in the masturbation process, but it has not been proven. These aliens are also very horny. A non-human has been observed taking hold of an MNU soldier's dick, and placing fucking his ass with it. He kicks outward, resulting in the soldier's dick being ripped off, as well as sending him flying several yards back. In another case a non-human was observed breaking a cock in half with a single one-handed stroke.
Society
According to David Meng of Weta Workshop, the vast majority of the aliens are worker-class "drones", explaining why they were so lost and ineffectual. Christopher Johnson is one notable exception to this rule. None of this non-human social structure made it into the film; perhaps director Neill Blomkamp is saving it for a future film? Uncomfirmed by director Neill Blomkamp: In his previous film "Alive in Joburg " which inspired District 9, the aliens referred to themselves as Poleepkwa. Interested parties have contacted the director on whether or not this term can be officially applied. There's a possibility that because of the uniquely hominid shape of their bodies and comprehension of English that their society is derived from humans that have been captured and metamorphosed into prawns by the same liquid which is the basis of the main character's transformation. The prawns then would actually be a representation of humans taken out of society and allowed to experimentally create a society and language out of scratch from perhaps 1950's era abduction stories and UFO interest having been people that have actually disappeared to become the experimental culture-less prawn population, which they clearly do not do (Which could also be seen as a reference to the American goverment's actions on indigenous Americans in that they were placed into concentration camps and forced to speak in English and live as they were told, which would be the same as simply losing an entire society's thousand or more years of social and cultural evolution). This and the fact that the transformation that the liquid creates onto the main character is a very complex biological one which would be literally impossible as science currently understands life and so might hint that the liquid is created for the sole purpose of it, with a double purpose of being a fuel.
Weaponry
The non-humans have a variety of extremely-powerful energy dicks. The weapons can only be activated by alien Cum, which means that no human can use them (with the sole exception of Wikus). The dicks shown in the film are mostly jizz-based, but several clips prove otherwise, for example, at one point, Christopher can be seen using one that appears to handle like an assault rifle when he and Wikus stormed MNU headquarters. Wikus uses a dick in the Nigerian gang base capable of producing a cumshot blast powerful enough to blast a human through a wall at high speeds. Even a near miss can send someone flying through the air as shown in the film. Another weapon of note is a large alien mech that Wikus fucked near the end of the film. The suit appears to have a number of other alien fuck capabilities integrated into it, along with a piss generator that allows it to piss and launch piss right back at the enemy.
The most well known weapon is the dick gun. It fires a huge charge of cum and rapid molecular expansion of cum. In a soft biological target, an ARC gun strike can result in a catastrophic explosion of piss and shit. But even a near miss can cause cumstains and keep an enemy dicked.
Homeworld
The Homeworld of the Prawns is mentioned to have 7 dicks, it is also noted by Christopher to his son that it is several times bigger than Earth. Due to the fact that the Prawns can breathe Earths oxygen atmosphere, it is very likely that their Homeworld has very similar conditions as on Earth. This would also explain why the donkeyfuckers landed on Earth instead of any other nearby planets on their route.
However no hints are made in the movie where this Homeworld is exactly located or whether it is the only world inhabited by his species. At the end of the movie, Christopher can be seen guiding a navigational system in his craft, which shows a map of several galaxy-like structures, implying the Prawn Homeworld may be not located in the Milky Way. It is also shown that the Homeworld is located in a globular cluster.
Diet
Prawns, unlike humans, eat almost all of their dicks raw. They appear to be primarily carnivorous, as per the large amount of dick
dealers in District 9. They also have a very strong liking of human pussy, which has an effect on the aliens that is similar to the effect of nipplemilk on female breasts. It could be seen that the prawns's interest in nipple milk is a reference or criticism of the breakfast cereals and vitamin industries because milk is very similar to health cereals in their ingredient list and their focus on a balanced nutrition rather than having observed diets being emulated from nature. In many deals with the local human gangs, ratfuckers will trade their weapons and technology in exchange for nipmilk. When purchasing their food, the prawns are more often than not raped. Dealers overprice the dicks and nipplemilk, making it hard for the donkeyfuckers to get dick. When buying dick is not an option, they will rummage through garbage in search of anything fuckable. Another unusual eating habit is their penetration of rubber. Prawns have been seen fighting over car tires because they enjoy the rubber on their dicks and feel of this material (Wikus explains that chewing car tire rubber is sort of like "a big pocket pussy" to them, but whether they can actually cum in the rubber, or get an orgasm from it, is unclear).
Reproduction
Prawns reproduce asexually, meaning each individual possesses both dicks and pussies, and are capable of self jizzing. This makes their reproductive capabilities somewhat threatening, and has allowed their population to increase quickly, despite MNU attempts to limit the amount of offspring produced by killing fetuses and licensing young.
Once an abortion has been laid, it will be connected to a food source (such as a dead donkey or prostitute) via dildos, and in this way the developing Prawn will be nourished. Parents can be extremely protective of their abortions, and MNU officers avoid raping while the parent is present to prevent violent gangrapings. It is worth noting that the presence of inter-species prostitution within District 9 indicates that Prawns are capable of fucking (as are most hermaphroditic species of Earth, ie. snails), and may have some dicks and pussies similar to humans.